(10:46:04 AM) Matt: so i haven’t heard any good knock knock jokes for years
(10:46:08 AM) Matt: how about you?
(10:46:14 AM) Leevi: uhhh
(10:46:18 AM) Leevi: Don’t think so
(10:46:26 AM) Leevi: I think they kinda died out
(10:46:30 AM) Matt: that’s disappointing
(10:46:34 AM) Leevi: yeeaah
(10:46:47 AM) Leevi: Unless you mean “knock knock” “who’s there?” “YOUR MOM”
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Matt (10:26:16 AM): Knock knock.
Leevi (12:26:23 PM): Who’s there 
Matt (10:26:28 AM): Knock knock.
Leevi (12:26:31 PM): Who’s there?
Matt (10:26:35 AM): Knock knock.
Leevi (12:26:35 PM): 0_o
Matt (10:26:40 AM): Ding dong.
Leevi (12:26:46 PM): Ding dong who?
Matt (10:26:59 AM): Doorbell repairman.
Matt (10:27:04 AM): I fixed it.
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Matt (4:25:36 PM): knock knock o:
Leevi (4:25:49 PM): o:
Leevi (4:26:02 PM): Who’s there 
?
?Matt (4:25:58 PM): ITS Matt =D
Leevi (4:26:10 PM): 
Leevi (4:26:14 PM): I was going to say
Leevi (4:26:20 PM): But I know who’s there :p
Matt (9:43:05 AM): KNOCK KNOCK
Leevi (9:43:13 AM): WHOS THERE xD?
Matt (9:43:17 AM): nobody in particular.
Matt (9:43:19 AM): why do you ask?
Leevi (9:43:23 AM): D=
Leevi (9:43:28 AM): Matt is not a nobody D=
Matt (9:43:38 AM): who said it was Matt?
Matt (9:43:43 AM): *dun dun DUNNNN*
Leevi (9:43:59 AM): er
Leevi (9:44:03 AM): I did
Leevi (9:44:04 AM): xD
Matt (9:44:09 AM): …oh.
Matt (9:44:10 AM): well, then.
Matt (9:44:13 AM): i suppose you’d be right.
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Matt (12:15:22 PM): Knock knock.
Leevi (12:15:35 PM): Who’s there o:?
Leevi (12:16:21 PM): Although
Leevi (12:16:25 PM): What if I already know who’s there?
Matt (12:16:33 PM): Then WHO?
Leevi (12:16:39 PM): *points*
Leevi (12:16:44 PM): *in an approximate direction*
Leevi (12:16:56 PM): *of probably just about everything*
Matt (12:17:18 PM): Who, me?
Matt (12:17:23 PM): Couldn’t be.
Leevi (12:17:47 PM): Yes you
Leevi (12:17:50 PM): Then who ;P?
Matt (12:18:05 PM): *shrug*
Leevi (12:18:30 PM): Though really
Leevi (12:18:35 PM): I could have been pointing at your sister
Leevi (12:18:41 PM): And nobody would ever know
Matt (12:18:50 PM): hmm.
Leevi (12:18:52 PM): Unless we did some intense calculations
Matt (12:19:59 PM): true, true
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(09:11:14 PM) Matt: knock knock
(09:11:37 PM) Joanna: whos there?
(09:11:40 PM) Matt: don
(09:11:50 PM) Joanna: don who?
(09:11:55 PM) Matt: don…’t talk about me at school! srsly, that’s just creepy! xD
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Matt (8:09:43 PM): knock knock
Leevi (8:09:55 PM): Who’s there o:?
Matt (8:09:57 PM): BOO!
Leevi (8:10:10 PM): …ohhaiimean–AHH
Matt (8:10:13 PM):
Leevi (8:10:16 PM): Was I realistic enough =D?
Matt (8:47:01 PM): knock knock
Leevi (8:47:16 PM): …who’s not there D=?
Matt (8:47:24 PM): not me
Leevi (8:47:53 PM): xD
Matt (8:52:16 PM): kconk kconk
Leevi (8:52:40 PM): ereht s’ohw
Matt (8:53:59 PM): sdrawkcab delleps si “ohw” drow eht woh gnivlovni ekoj revelc emos
Leevi (8:54:40 PM): …
Leevi (8:54:45 PM): Hm
Leevi (8:54:56 PM): How would that work out exactly?
Matt (8:55:07 PM): onnui
Leevi (8:55:16 PM): oh, W-*mmph**gag*
Matt (8:55:23 PM): yeah
Matt (8:55:25 PM): like that
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(07:53:44 PM) Matt: knock knock
(07:53:58 PM) Brother: whos in china?
(07:54:30 PM) Matt: …
(07:54:34 PM) Matt: your face.
(07:55:06 PM) Brother: that wasnt half as good as most of your comments
(07:55:30 PM) Matt: you kinda left me in an unexpected spot
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(10:13:05 PM) Matt: knock knock
(10:13:55 PM) Michael: whos there
(10:14:02 PM) Matt: orange
(10:14:35 PM) Michael: ornage who?
(10:14:43 PM) Matt: Ornage you glad you don’t have to go through the whole joke? 
(10:14:53 PM) Matt: (And congrats on saying “ornage” when I forgot to )
)(10:14:59 PM) Michael:
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Matt (1:54:46 PM): *knocks again*
Matt (1:54:54 PM): *rings the doorbell*
Matt (1:54:56 PM): Way to go.
Ny (1:54:56 PM): who’s there
Matt (1:55:02 PM): My stepladder.
Ny (1:55:08 PM): my stepladder who
Matt (1:55:15 PM): …no. Just my stepladder.
Matt (1:55:28 PM): I don’t suppose you knew that my real ladder left when I was five.
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Matt (9:05:27 PM): knock knock
Leevi (9:05:36 PM): WHO’S THERE O:?
Joanna (9:05:40 PM): OMG
Matt (9:05:47 PM): lemme think
Joanna (9:06:40 PM): …..
Joanna (9:06:45 PM): lemme think who??????
Joanna (9:06:46 PM):
Matt (9:06:59 PM): lemme think i haven’t made one of these jokes in a while.
Matt (9:07:02 PM): well?
Matt (9:07:05 PM): was that funny or WHAT?
Matt (9:07:10 PM): (probably the WHAT.)
